Friday, August 16, 2013

Bad Poetry Contest...with Prizes!

Me practicing yoga on the dog bed
There once was a pretty yogicat
Who sat on a bed instead of a mat
She's a most beautiful kitty too
You wouldn't know she's older than two
And she's a little rotund not fat

Me-Ommmmm! I am excited to announce that my brotherpup Ku at Haiku by Ku and his buddy Oz the Terrier are co-hosting the Bad Poetry Contest in honor of Bad Poetry Day which is this Sunday August 18th. All you have to do is write some bad poetry on your blog and then submit the link at either Ku or Oz' blogs by midnight Sunday. Good luck and Me-Ommmmmmm

For Contest Guidelines and Prizes, click here!

For information on Poetry Styles, click here!


46 comments:

  1. Oh Zoe...that was a VERY good limerick (though it may be cheating rhyming "too" with "two"). BOL
    *high paw*
    Oz

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  2. hehehe love the fun poem,xx Speedy

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    1. Are you going to join the contest Speedy?

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  3. Rotund definitely has a better ring to it!

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    1. Yes, just as a princess ought to be! Me-Ommmmmm

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  4. Nice pic.Hope you can come by my blog !

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    1. We try to come by every day. Don't worry, we have you on our blogroll too. Me-Ommmmm

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    2. Good:-) I'm following your blog too

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  5. nonfat yogicat on a mat... how fun! :) Yes, she is beautiful. I love pastel calico colors.

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    1. Thank you! I am most beautiful! Me-Ommmmmm

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  6. Oh, my dogness! A yogicat living in the house of Ku. I need to get around a little more. :) You write a very good limerick, I must say.

    Pee Ess: Does Ku pester you like I do my kitties?

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    1. Hi Sage! No Ku does not pester me as I am the oldest member of the pack, so I am in charge when Mama's not around. I was raised by a Husky so I know my snow pups (actually I think I an part one!). Ku sometimes lets me lick his super fluffy ears even though he says it tickles! Me-Ommmmmm

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  7. Well I think that was darn good!!!

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    1. I feel honored with your appearance Angel Abby! Me-Ommmmm

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  9. We think your poem was pretty good. Oh wait...that's not what you want to hear. Nope, it's terrible...really bad. Heheheh.

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    1. I know, it's not too bad, huh? That's ok, as Ku's sistah I'm dq-ed from winning anyways. Me-Ommmmmm

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  10. whoa!! that was just pawful!! snicker, snicker

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    1. Oh Savannah, you're silly! Me-Ommmmm

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  11. But, but, but . . . How can *I*, King Spitty the Kitty, write a BAD poem? Just by virtue of my writing it, it is *good*. It's one of those 'one hand clapping' koanumdrums.

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  12. Bravo, bravo. A round of applause. Loved it. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  13. Oh, your poem made us laugh! Oh, and yes, it was *baaaadddd*. MOL!

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  14. You are a pretty kitty and not too bad at writing poetry either!

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    1. So true. It's all perspective! Me-Ommmmm

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  16. Cool poem!
    Daisy and Cress the Guinea Sisters x

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  17. Our house feline is a little rotund...although he claims it's just an illusion caused by his winter coat.
    Love the poem!

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    1. Well, our luxurious furr does accentuate the tummy! Me-Ommmmmm

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  18. Bravo! That was excellent, Swami Zoe!

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  19. Goodness Zoe I must say
    Another poem on another day

    Oh yes, Your Book is Meovelous!

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    1. Oh thank you so much! It is my grandest writing work so far! We had some challenges converting it with all the pics to an eBook. We were able to preview, but Mama doesn't read eBooks, so could you tells us how the formatting came out? Thank you again Handsome Timmy! Me-Ommmmmmm

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  20. Great job of the poem. I sure wish I had that talent.

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  21. Hi Zoe
    Very nice to meet you and we thank Ku for hosting this great bad poetry event. Bravo on your poetry too...very descriptive...
    Hugs madi

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  22. FaRADaY" oooh ROTUND! Niiiice word! I know a kitty we can use it on too *looks meaningfully at Allie*

    Maxwell: dood, karma's gonna bite you in the butt someday soon... *shakes head*

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  23. What a great poem. I love it! Plus, I'd like to make it known to the lady that I'm also rotund, not fat!

    You're very pretty!

    Purrs,
    Annie

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  24. Hi Swami Zoe, I am a diluted calico too. Send me your e-addy and I will send you an invite to publish on TLOA, we would love to have you. ~Scylla

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  25. That limerick would almost too good Swami Zoe.


    The Paw Relations

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  26. Thanks for stopping by Astrid and Lisbeth's birthday post. They appreciate it bunches. Mommy says that is not a bad poem but a short and cute one. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  27. Cute picture:-) have a good day.take care

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